By Pedregoso Rios
...you knew the kitten was going down.

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By Pedregoso Rios
...after seeing her rachet up the enthusiasm, you were hoping there would be a big pile of billowy pillows on the floor for her when she took the inevitable fall. ‘Cause you knew she was going to fall.

If she were a Cubs fan, maybe the bleacher bums could time her dance so that she falls out of the bleachers and on to Philadelphia outfielder Shane Victorino just as he’s catching a fly ball. Now that would be applying her skills to something useful.

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By Pedregoso Rios
...you just knew Commissioner Rube Furrow’s dog wouldn’t get the monkey.

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By Pedregoso Rios
...you just knew the kid would end up on his butt, didn’t you?

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By Pedregoso Rios
...you were rooting for the stuffed animal.

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By Pedregoso Rios
Admit it, you wish were this good a bowler:

Admit it, if you were playing in the lane next to him, you’d want to pour your beer on him.

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By Pedregoso Rios
This is a good way to visually describe how my season has gone so far:

Initial enthusiasm. Early success. Careful optimism to make another move. Epic fall. Epic fail.

Admit it, some of you feel the same way.

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By Pedregoso Rios
...you like this team’s name as much as I do. (Tip of the ball cap to A Team To Be Named Later/Natsox owner Sue Klinkhamer for the link to the story.)

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By Pedregoso Rios
...since it’s fun at the expense of a cat, you want to try this, too:

It just takes a pet door, a cat that’s used to jumping through that pet door, and some Saran Wrap. Snap to it.

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By Pedregoso Rios
...even though it’s cruel, you want to try this, too:

It just takes a friend’s flip-flops and some superglue. Hop to it, already.

BTW, tomorrow (Sunday) I won’t be able to update the standings, stats or this blog until later in the day. It turns out that I won’t be near an Internet connection until early afternoon at the soonest. Sorry, boys and girls.

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By Pedregoso Rios
...you want to try it:

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